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Hilarious Facebook Statuses - Hilarious Quotes
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
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when you make me smile i wanna leave everything behind and stay with you, but ill never forget that your the one who broke my heart! -Rana
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Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!!
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What would you do if the reaper showed up and took your life...
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People tellin me I changed, that’s exactly what I’m gettin so I’ll never be the same.
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Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success. Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
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Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Everyone is entitled to their own view. It's just that yours is stupid.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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A relationship with no trust is like a cell phone with no service. All you can do is play games.
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Never change for someone else. You will never be happy with yourself. I promise!!!
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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
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