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Facebook Jokes - Jokes About Facebook - Facebook Status Jokes
Girl: Why is my name your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you...
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Sweetest kiss- On the head. Loveliest kiss- On cheeks! Most romantic kiss- On the lips! & the hottest kiss?
On The bike’s silencer.
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A woman puts on a dress and stands in front of the mirror and says "I feel ugly in this dress, give me a compliment" husband says "Your eyesight is perfect!"
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Kid: Dad can we go to McDonald's tonight? Father: Only if u can spell the word "McDonald's". Kid: ...can we go to KFC???
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People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.
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You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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The person whose status is above mine is so Awesome!!
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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
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I want a SLAP button instead of the POKE button...
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I just thought I'd let the world know that i will one day rule it. so beware world, your about to become mine!
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Did u know? 'William', spells 'Will i am' :p
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Why do u love me ??? Because everyone else does!! Go follow the Trend
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