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Best Facebook Status - Best Status Ever
If homework was like Facebook we would have better grades and do it all day and all night
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The first thing we think when someone takes a photo of us.. Will it look good on Facebook
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I just don't understand those people who get so offended when they ask you a question and you tell them the truth. Don't ask if you don't want the truth!!
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Sometimes you have to realize that some people will always stay in your heart but not in your life.
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there is many kinds of love, but the best kind is one one that makes you feel warm and lite up inside , that's the one that will last
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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
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I found a lipstick that helps you lose weight. its called super glue.
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Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage
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I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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So much to do and so little motivation to do it with.
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Failure doesn’t have to stop you, but merely just slow you down.
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You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams-
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Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat-
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Perfect people aren't real and real people aren't perfect. So you can either love people for their flaws or hate them because they're real."
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All men dream but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible.
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An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the Trainer in the gym, "I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?"
The trainer replied, "Use the ATM machine outside the gym!"
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My worst enemy is my HEART bcoz its mine but beats for some one else....!
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
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Nobody can give you as much as I can promise you!
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Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.
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It’s amazing how one song can change your mood, thoughts and emotions.
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And at the end of the day you realize you can't trust anyone but yourself.
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A promise is a promise," that's what they used to say. Welcome to reality; they're broken every day.
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Truth is simple, but the moment you try to explain it, it becomes difficult.
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Some people never do anything, but complain everything.
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The hottest love has the coldest end.
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